I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
celebrities tweet their love for jennifer lawrence.
The Doctor found your blog!
Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor.
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling.
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where.
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.
Very appropriate considering how great the 50th episode was and what episode is coming up…
A medieval take on the Hogwarts houses
I’m gonna say what everyone’s thinking:
SINCE WHEN IS BEING A FUCKING DEATH-EATER A HOGWART’S HOUSE?????
somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange
oh god never mind it tasted like shit
so remember children if someone is ugly skin them them and eat their insides
no you missed the whole point you shouldn’t do that because they’ll taste awful
Oh my gosh look at your notes. I’m very proud of you, you go girl.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
when the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
this christmas i want clear skin
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.
thank you for putting this in words